Snake Hips, Red City Kiss

and besides, you can't believe without bleeding

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My flight has already been delayed 3 hours, my 3+ hour layover has turned into 20 minutes so any more delays and I’m not making it home tonight, and I haven’t gotten any updates from American Airlines because they’re the worst.

If you need me I’ll be obsessively refreshing the reservation webpage of my dad’s iPad and tweeting at American Airlines to tell them how much they suck.

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During the day when Oliver scratches your arm it’s because he wants some attention, at night when Oliver scratches your arm it’s because he wants you to lift the blankets up so he get get his big dumb head under there and stuck his butt in your face. #dogbutt

During the day when Oliver scratches your arm it’s because he wants some attention, at night when Oliver scratches your arm it’s because he wants you to lift the blankets up so he get get his big dumb head under there and stuck his butt in your face. #dogbutt

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Brad has been out of town since Thursday afternoon, this is basically me all weekend.

Brad has been out of town since Thursday afternoon, this is basically me all weekend.