My life is a mess.
Put it this way, you know when people say they feel like a million bucks? Well I...– My friend Woody after I asked him how he was feeling.
I've figured some things out...
First, that I dislike being as drunk as I was last night. I dislike stuffy, packed bars. I reallyyy hate Seaside. And putting the self titled Third Eye Blind cd on my iPhone was a very good decision.
Fuck, I miss you and I hate pretty much everybody…tonight was pretty much terrible
Bahh…I wanted tonight to be fun, but it wasn’t..what the hell
Right now i’m stAnding in the longest bathroom line ever and I’ve got the hiccups and it’s kind of the worst..
Scenectady, New York
chelseaalltogether: Jessica’s 14,16&17 year old cousins are crazier than we ever were. Between the amounts if weed they smoke and what they trip or roll on…it’s crazy. I’m having so much fun and tonight we will be throwig a birthday party andddddd they are tryin their hardest to get us to drop acid with them! Oy veyyyy. you better not.
I need to paint the other half of my bedroom. I have no motivation to move the rest of my stuff out of the room though…
There’s a new iPhone app that can automatically add cats to your pictures. The...– Conan O’Brien (via sharingtime)
"It's your attitude not your aptitude that...
Shut.Up. fortune cookie.
I was supposed to go out tonight...
But after 2+ hours of cleaning and painting, I have no desire to do anything with myself. Plus, tomorrow is going to be a long night with 2 birthdays to celebrate. So…i guess me and my bed* are going to be hanging out all night. *actually, my sister’s bed, since sitting in my room would probably get me high on paint fumes…good thing she went away for the weekend.
Dear writers of Dexter...
arrowsandaccolades: Stop it. That’s enough. No more love connections. No more Lundy and Debora plot lines. No more stories about Dexter coping with married life. You guys write some cringe-worthy female characters. Get back to what worked in the first season - when you copied “Darkly Dreaming Dexter” chapter by chapter. And if you could go ahead and just not write any more lines of dialogue...
passthemike:chelseaalltogether: SNL digital short- Dear Sister we watched this last night after dinner, and could not stop laughing. One of my all time favo*gunshot* mmmm whatcha say
The little girl on Modern Family reminds me of you…
Why doesn't anyone watch Criminal Minds?
I just watched this weeks episode and I have so much to say about it…but no one to say it to!
is Boys Like Girls on a float in the Thanksgiving day parade?
You know when you find yourself thinking someone is cute or enjoying someone’s company a little bit too much and you think, “Whoa, I guess I really haven’t gotten any in a while.”…that was my night tonight…WEIRD.
It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record...– Nick Hornby, High Fidelity
My neighbor is filming his band across the street in their driveway. I find this adorable. But apparently, Scout does not. He has been barking almost nonstop for the past 45 minutes. My brain is about to explode.
Why ya’ll gotta waste my flava? Damn!!– Kenny, Can’t Hardly Wait