Oh sure, I'll go hang out with you and your boyfriend
and apparently his “weird friend”. What did i get myself into? Seriously…why did i agree to this? Then my friend says to me, “he’s weird, it’s okay if you’re not attracted to him” Whaaat?! Was I supposed to sense from the beginning that this was some awkward blind date setup. Because when the invite to hang out first came about, that was not how it seemed at all. And now, why do I feel bad backing out? I could probably laugh about this if i wasn’t in such a shit mood…so for now, What the fuck?
“I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me. And since I don’t have a butler I have to do it myself… So, most nights before I go to bed I will lay 6 strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again, then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it’s good for me, it’s a perfect way to start the day.”—Michael Scott
accidentally live-tweeting to catch a predator. what has happened to my life?
A kid i went to high school with was on To Catch A Predator. He pretty much cried the whole time, saying he thought it was his friends playing a prank on him. I’m still not sure what ever happened with it.
“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.”—Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes (via reluctantbuddha) (via marcog) (via nicolazaro) (via hammerito)