Snake Hips, Red City Kiss: Archive

Aug 1st

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Can you wrap up my chips and the rest of my soda?

Sure, would you also like me to wrap up your dignity?

Aug 1st

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Oh sure, I'll go hang out with you and your...

and apparently his “weird friend”. What did i get myself into? Seriously…why did i agree to this? Then my friend says to me, “he’s weird, it’s okay if you’re not attracted to him” Whaaat?! Was I supposed to sense from the beginning that this was some awkward blind date setup. Because when the invite to hang out first came about, that was not how it...

Jul 31st

i’m kind of annoyed and miserable, since i’m pretty sure i didn’t sleep at all last night. this should be a fun day…hate you already.

Jul 31st

indieandyy: Conductor by We Were Promised...

Jul 31st

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Jul 31st

don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable

omgwtfnikki: ‘cause you’re bumpable well i hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable.

Jul 30th

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omgwtfnikki:indulgeme:alexmason: Saves the Day -...

Jul 30th

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Jenny [HennyPotter]

Glad to see you’re back lady! :]

Jul 30th

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upanddowns:willmccloud: (via fauxconfidence) “yo...

Jul 30th

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Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

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City and Colour - The Death of Me So here’s...

Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

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“The two year investigation originally focused on money laundering, they saw some suspicious transfers…but it soon led to the alleged sale of black market kidney’s and fake Gucci bags!” “In their defense, how do you suggest they carry around their blackmarket kidneys? You gonna put those in a real Gucci bag?

Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

“I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me....”

– Michael Scott

Jul 29th

goodtimesgreatoldies: Build Me Up Buttercup The...

Jul 29th

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itsalwayssunny: You in hell alright. My name is Sinbad and this is Sinbad’s house. When you in Sinbad’s house, YOU MY BITCH. Yeah, you know who that is? Rob Thomas. Matchbox 20. Sing a song. SHUT UP.

Jul 29th

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Best thing about my new iPhone...it's an iPhone

Worst thing…seriously all this technology and i can’t get a gd picture message.

Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

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City and Colour - I Don’t Need to Know I...

Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

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Why did I drink on a Monday night?

don’t know guys…just don’t know. i’m lying i do know. random birthday celebration of a friend i haven’t seen in years. whatev. it’s monday, i shoulda been at home in my bed.

Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

Wore jeans to work today

Got in trouble for it as soon as I walked in the door. I’m such a rebel

Jul 27th

um, why did that put me in a bad mood?

it does not make sense…no, no it doesn’t.

Jul 27th

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passthemike:86400: The Decemberists - Little...

Jul 27th

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3 hours til work...

i don’t know what to do with myself.

Jul 27th

“Keep your genes in your jeans.”

– Sage advice from a Bible-beating sexual predator. (via hammerito)

Jul 27th

rickahh: accidentally live-tweeting to catch a predator. what has happened to my life? A kid i went to high school with was on To Catch A Predator. He pretty much cried the whole time, saying he thought it was his friends playing a prank on him. I’m still not sure what ever happened with it.

Jul 27th

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Manchester Orchestra at Electric Lady Studios →

Jul 26th