September 2009
i have sunburn from my knees down to my ankles
only on the front side. from when i went tubing this weekend. it’s killllllling me. i’ve had plenty of sunburns in my day, but i swear this time hurts more then ever before. it hurts to walk, and to wear jeans because they rub on my legs too much. it’s going to be a very uncomfortable week. [it also looks soooo ridiculous. i might take a picture of it, just because of how funny...
August 2009
trying to figure out if i feel shitty because i haven’t really slept/been hydrated/eaten anything remotely healthy in 4 days or if i’m actually getting sick…fingers crossed it’s my body hating me.
currently drinking lots of water and hoping for the best.
Every "That's What She Said" from The Office →
mmm2:
#twss
this was me..all weekend long.
finally hoooome
unpacked, took a shower and watched true blood…now, i just want to sleep for days.
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I'm leaving for camping in a couple of hours
Looks like it’s gonna be a loooong and rainy weekend guys. Hurricane Danny is coming to fuck all my shit up…Thaaaaanks a lot. I’ll be gone in the rain until Monday. But since me & my iPhone have such a serious relationship, I’m sure I’ll be posting some stuff when i’m stuck in my tent because I might get blown away by hurricane force winds. I hope everyone...
We’re just afraid, period. Our fear is free floating. We’re afraid this isn’t...
– Marianne Williamson, A Return to Love (via quotewhore) (via courtneyness)
slowly losing my faith in everything around me.
i don't know what to do with myself
go to a work party, or stay home…started to do my makeup, gave up. don’t feel like getting dressed. or blow drying my hair. or writing in sentences. fuck it. maybe if i eat this twix i’ll think of what to do, like in the commercials.
Some people, as far as your senses are concerned, just. feel. like. home.
– -High Fidelity (via gatekeeper) (via caleyhustle) (via allwithin) (via thephlipside)
favorite movie.
i'm over summer
i’m dressing completely inappropriate for the 85 degree weather. i don’t care anymore. i want to wear my sweater to work!
If True Blood had a vagina i would make love to it
– someone on the True Blood Torrent comments (via upanddowns)
"Thinking is heavily endorsed"
fortune cookie fail.
this happens on a daily basis
Scout walks up to my door, tail wagging
Me: Scouttttyyy!! Come in here puppy!
Scout: [stares. tail stops wagging]
Me: Come here...Come on...You were in here before when it was thundering...
Scout: [stares]
Me: Fine, I hate you...just wait til next time it's raining, you're not coming in here, dick.
Scout: [walks away]
My life is starting to depress me.
For my own sanity, I would appreciate it if my friends and my friend’s friends would date people their own ages. None of this, dating 18 year old girls and then bringing their 18 year old friends along. These girls that are immature, annoying and wrecked after 1 Coors Light…I can’t stand ittt! I’m 25 years old, I’m over it. I don’t want to hang out with these...
What's sad about my life right now...
I’m dancing around my room to the Rocky Horror soundtrack while I get ready… and I would really rather stay home and do this, then go out tonight.
Me: What book are you buying?
Sister: Infinite Jest
Me: Ooooh. What's it about?
Sister: Ughh, I hate when people ask that question. It's so annoying. Here, read the back.
[a short while later]
Me: [pointing to A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius] That's a really good book, you should read it.
Sister: Oh really? What's it about?
Me: [blank stare] I know, but I'm not telling you.
and then we laugh like idiots...this is what happens when we go out together.