February 2010
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Blueberry yogurt and a handful of almonds...
Late night snack of champions!
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Guess who's moving to NY next January?!?
(via thereisaseason)
Is it you?? And can we hang out when you get there?
January 2010
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@ Sheisdeadagain
Thanks lady, I love yours as well.
Also, your hair is awesome!
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Doppelgänger Week
chelseaalltogether:
you’re not nearly as good looking as the celebrity you’re often “told” you look like.
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So apparently as soon as 1 snowflake hits the...
We were supposed to go out to Asbury Lanes tonight, but now I’m stuck at home. Not cool.
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I think Jason may have gotten eaten by...
I cannot confirm or deny at this time.
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While exploring...
Jason: I don't know what that is
Me: It's probably a crocodile! Go back to your car!
Jason: I'm going to go look.
Me: Jason, if you get eaten by a crocodile while you're on the phone with me, there's no way I can contact your mom.
Jason: ...It's the same as my number, but with an 08 at the end.
Me: Thanks.
Jersey Shore is back for a 2nd season... →
TMZ reported a while ago that the whores of Jersey Shore turned down MTV’s initial offer of $5,000 per episode. MTV eventually raised their offer to $10,000 per episode and told the cast they wouldn’t go any higher than that. Who knows what they eventually settled on, but I’m sure Snookers is making enough money to keep her pickle jar full at all times.
MTV also added that the...
I'm basically a hater.
And I don’t mind. Bitches are annoying.
I may be a terrible person
Because I’m going to hang out with my friends while they smoke, just to judge the random 34 year old lady that they picked up at the bar. Whatevaaa…
Much needed night out with the boys...
Going to the shitty bar down the street. Should be a good night.
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The ten most disturbing books of all time. →
chelseaalltogether:(via misseuro)
I don’t want to read any of these…Well, I tried to read The Road, but it couldn’t hold my attention longer then 2 or 3 pages.
Super Bowl ad from gay dating site rejected by CBS... →
hammerito:ronbailey:
CBS says anti-abortion Super Bowl ads are perfectly OK, but not Gay Dating Site ads.
Wonder what the Discovery Channel has scheduled for next Sunday?
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It was all a dream
I used to read Word Up magazine
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Pauly D was all up in my dreams last night guys
I officially watched too much Jersey Shore and now it’s invading my brain. He was like a recurring character last night, in all the dreams that I can remember. But I guess he’s better than the Situation…Either way, I’m pretty sure I lost some brain cells from my dreams last night.
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Bunch of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger →
CORNISH, NH—In this big dramatic production that didn’t do anyone any good (and was pretty embarrassing, really, if you think about it), thousands upon thousands of phonies across the country mourned the death of author J.D. Salinger, who was 91 years old for crying out loud.
upanddowns:
Frightened Rabbit - Nothing Like You (Official Music Video)
thanks to my German Friend
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And every time you feel like crying, I’m gonna try and make you laugh. And if I...
– Bowl of Oranges — Bright Eyes (via ventisette)
Watching Fringe.
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oh.
so it’s one of those days…great.
Everything you are
is the exact everything
I’ve been dreaming of.
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)(via minaxbina)
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Just made some veggie chili
dinner is going to be delicious.
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The kid at Michaels called me ma'am
I guess it was appropriate since I was buying yarn & knitting needles…but he still broke my heart a bit.