May 2010
passthemike asked: You should probably just come over here and watch less crappy, crappy TV.
9:53 on a Saturday night
and I’m in bed.
I love it so much.
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I need to stop messing around with my eyeballs
They are a very important part of my life and I would like to continue to use them, like, forever.
Last week, not wearing contacts lasted for 2 days. This week, glasses every day. I don’t care how sunny it is, or how much I don’t want to wear them. My eyes need some serious recovery time.
Dear Drunk Allie,
Please stop giving your phone number to people. I know you are super sociable and want to be everyone’s friend, but a lot of the time it leads to pretty awkward situations for me. So be friendly, and love everybody, but please leave our phone number out of it. Thanks!
Sincerely, Sober Allie
It's not crowded, but there's also no free drinks
I’m trying to make the best of this situation by drinking as many yuenglings as possible…
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What’s the sense in confiding in somebody if one day they’re just...
– 90210…speakin’ the truth.
dear god. someone save me.
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since i live at the jersey shore.. i will...
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what up asbury park!?!
that’s all i wanted to do, stay far, far away! now i’m stuck going to hemingways because my friend won some contest…i just keep thinking, free drinks, free drinks, free drinks…maybe that won’t make it so bad.
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I’m really tired of being so disposable. Why is it so easy for people to toss me aside? To only talk to me when they need something, then disappear again when things get better for them. How is that fair to me?
Better yet, why do I let it happen? Why do I care so much about people who really don’t seem to give a shit about me at all? I just can’t help myself. I hate losing...
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I need to learn to stop going to Target when I'm...
The one thing I actually needed was $4. I could have left the store spending only that $4. Instead, I spent $64. On stuff. Random stuff that I don’t really need. And it didn’t even put me in a better mood…retail therapy my ass. Maybe I’ll be happier in a few days when my ukulele comes.
i'm too nice for my own good
and i’m really sick of it.
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i-am-crackedpolystyrene asked: oh my god. you told everyone to look for you on tv. so i had a dream about that shit, but instead your face was on the back of a lotto ticket. i had one, and took a picture of it and put it on tumblr, of course. hahahah!
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My sister and I just had a 40 minute reggae dance...
and AAA still isn’t here…
So late, so late, so late
My sisters car died, then her power steering stopped working…now we are waiting for the train, 45 minutes behind schedule.
Also, hot as balls outside.
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