February 2011
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guess i should go pretend to sleep now…no snow day for me tomorrow :\
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January 2011
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tearriffic:
I hope you know how much it kills me each day I don’t hear from you.
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Dear Michaels,
Thank you. My Sunday already sucked balls, and now I can’t even finish my stupid cowl because you never have any color yarn for more than a week. Replenish your stock, dickheads. I hate you. Allie.
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There was a plate of bacon on the counter
Scout ate it and then tried to push the plate under the stove.
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I have to be up in 3ish hours
What’s the point in sleeping? Especially when I can lay in bed and think of how shitty some people are…and how stupid I am for caring.
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My watch beeps every hour
At this point I feel like it’s just taunting me. I get it. I’ve been laying in bed watching shitty movies for 3 hours. STOP JUDGING ME!
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Smile Fuck you Friday When coming home after a terrible day makes things even worse, that’s when you know you need out. Over it. I’m going to go watch my best friend’s boyfriend play hockey. They like to drink and get into fights. So it’s obviously something I can get behind. I don’t plan on being sober until Monday morning.
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“Most of the time I fucking hate life. Most of the time life is a flatlined...”
– Henry Rollins (via savageinasuit)
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Dear Allie,
Please stop being such an idiot. Saying it’s because you’re sad or lonely isn’t cutting it as an excuse anymore. Grow up. You deserve better. Thanks in advance. Allie.
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Ready to retire.
My dad: They're saying 6-10 inches of snow...a Nor'easter
Me: Sweet. No work.
My dad: It's Thursday, maybe you won't have to work.
Me: I'll probably have to leave early on Wednesday too...
My dad: Why don't you just retire already?
“Jersey Shore will have more seasons than Arrested Development. Hope you’re proud...”
– Gizmodo’s Jason Chen. (via vanityfair)
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Just made awkward eye contact with a kid who was...
Caught ya, buddy.
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