January 2012
"oh hey, I know you just got here but you're my...
“I figured that would be us! Lose that lipstick and we’re on.”
Damn. It’s tough even when you just want a fake date.
December 2011
I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.
Because if you are making...
– Neil Gaiman (via drinkyourjuice)
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"You're missing out on all this Boy Meets World,...
Thing I actually said to a boy the other night, which would probably explain why I’m the most single person ever.
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enajyentihw:
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UGH.
Saves the Day singing Christmas (Baby Please Come Home). Acoustic.
Whitney knows the way to my heart <3
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While I was running up 5 flights of stairs to get...
“No you whorebag, I don’t smoke. Mind your business and fuck off.” - is how I should have responded
Instead I politely smiled and said, “Actually no, I don’t.”
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Don’t worry, guys. I found Detroit Rock City streaming online. Crisis Averted.
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Calling someone corny is quite possibly one of the...
UGH. The last thing I want to do right now is make...
Shower? Makeup? Get dressed!? Blerg.
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So, there are 2 reasons why I probably didn't...
Reason 1 is that after being sick for 2 weeks, I’ve gone and gotten myself hooked on nyquil again and I’ll never have another normal night’s sleep unless I’m all drugged up on cold medicine and melatonin. Reason 2 is that today my body ran on nothing but 5 cups of coffee, a grilled cheese sandwich, and vodka so I’m basically rotting from the inside out and sleep will...
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I drank way too much coffee and ate a whole lot of...
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Someone’s not happy he’s stuck outside. Also, my dog is made of springs.
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