Sterner & Rogier, LLC: You can take your Facebook and fuck yourself with it.
This is perfect.Sterner here.
I’ve been Facebook-less for about 3 weeks and my life is exponentially better. Because so many fucking people are confused about how it is I can live without Facebook and WHY I WOULD WANT TO, I’m going to detail my reasons right here, right now.
You can get a beer, if you want.
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Seriously. Im tempted to delete it every time I log on..