Snake Hips, Red City Kiss

Bored at work thinking about how my friend went on a date with a dude who would write out all his "funny" Facebook statuses on sticky notes and put them up on his fridge so he could pick ones to post

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:04:31 -0400

That relationship didn’t last long

kevingreene: Valid reason in my book…

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:54:31 -0400

kevingreene:

Valid reason in my book…

If anyone was wondering how my morning is going, I just got told the way I take messages isn't good enough.

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:36:10 -0400

Happy fucking Monday.

I hate this place.

"I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore."

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:01:33 -0400

“I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.”

- Kurt Vonnegut (via akachristiannaa)

First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4! :D

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:35:07 -0400

First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4!

Photo

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:51:03 -0400

Happy Birthday! Doing anything to celebrate?

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:46:25 -0400

Thank you, lady! Some tacos and beer are in my future, should be a good day. :]

The Avett Brothers - Kick Drum HeartI have the day off for my...

Fri, 10 May 2013 10:35:00 -0400

The Avett Brothers - Kick Drum Heart

I have the day off for my birthday and I don’t know what to do with myself but it’s going to be 80* today so I need to get out of the house and enjoy it.

danielleisdizzy: “Nobody can guarantee that it’s going to be...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:49:24 -0400

danielleisdizzy:

“Nobody can guarantee that it’s going to be okay, but — and I don’t know if this will be comforting to anyone else — the possibility exists that there’s a piece of corn on a floor somewhere that will make you just as confused about why you are laughing as you have ever been about why you are depressed. And even if everything still seems like hopeless bullshit, maybe it’s just pointless bullshit or weird bullshit or possibly not even bullshit.

I don’t know.

But when you’re concerned that the miserable, boring wasteland in front of you might stretch all the way into forever, not knowing feels strangely hope-like.”

-Allie Brosh, Hyperbole and a Half: Depression, Part Two

Marry me.

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:56:36 -0400

Marry me.

I'm pretty sure I just got told that, because I am a girl, I shouldn't want to go home and take a nap because my head hurts, I should want to go home and clean the house?

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:03:10 -0400

Excuse me while I just light this place on fire because JESUS CHRIST.

Rejoined the VDub club 👍

Mon, 06 May 2013 10:59:49 -0400

Rejoined the VDub club 👍

Work was the worst yesterday and this morning I let it continue to get to me, but when one of my...

Fri, 03 May 2013 12:13:00 -0400

Work was the worst yesterday and this morning I let it continue to get to me, but when one of my bosses couldn’t find a whole day of invoices I decided to just say ‘fuck it’ instead of freaking out because I know I did my job and I was not going to let myself get worked up over something that was not my fault, and just letting it go made me feel better… Then we found the missing paperwork and my other boss bought me veggie burgers because we’re barbecuing again and he remembered that I don’t eat meat so, I guess today will be okay.

I just need to keep reminding myself that there is an end date to all of this and in like 4ish months I won’t have to worry about it anymore, and that (and Brad’s face) is what will keep me sane.

And I’ve officially hit the tipping point of being able to tolerate my job and straight up...

Thu, 02 May 2013 11:49:26 -0400

And I’ve officially hit the tipping point of being able to tolerate my job and straight up hating it/everyone here and this birth control is not helping matters at all.

A kid from high school just randomly posted a Saves The Day video on my Facebook, and it reminded me of how one day I was backing out of my spot to go get lunch and I hit him, not him in his car, but his actual person

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:30:00 -0400

Thanks for the memories.

The problem* with guacamole is that once you make it, you have to eat it all or else it'll turn brown

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:54:00 -0400

*it’s not really a problem

And listenAbout those bitter songs you singThey aren’t helping...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:49:54 -0400

And listen
About those bitter songs you sing
They aren’t helping anything
They won’t make you strong

Today was one of those days where walking around in a group full of happy couples holding hands and...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:03:15 -0400

Today was one of those days where walking around in a group full of happy couples holding hands and being cute made me absolutely miserable, and it showed, but like whatever, because sometimes this shit is really hard and not being able to hang out with/go home to the one person who really makes you the happiest fucking sucks.

My birthday is 2 weeks from today

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 11:15:12 -0400

Which means that there are still 14 whole days for someone to (please) deliver me my boyfriend as a birthday gift.

Thank you in advance!

I might not be able to eat anything that is being barbecued at work right now

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 12:40:27 -0400

But yes, I will stand outside in the sun and “help”